Diet Jokes And Quotes

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Diet jokes and quotes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Why shouldn t you worry about gaining a few extra pounds. 16 funny diet quotes for extra weight loss motivation. I m a light eater.

Jul 5 2015 explore nancy bertoli s board diet jokes on pinterest. See more ideas about bones funny just for laughs humor. See more ideas about bones funny diet jokes funny quotes. With that in mind we ve curated the best jokes and inspiring quotes about diets and sprinkled in some witty one liners about carnivores vegans and tofu for good measure.

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit unknown. Put the green juice down and stock up on these diet jokes and vegetarian puns. Did you hear about the seafood diet. Diets are intended for fat and tired people.

Every time i start eating food i get sick. Feel free to print out these funny diet quotes. Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet dan bennett. Discover and share quotes diet jokes.

Your fat and you need to go on a diet. Post these funny diet quote images on your refrigerator for extra weight loss willpower. Dieting can be challenging. As soon as the light comes on i start eating.

At the end of every diet the path curves back to the trough mason cooley. You see food and you eat it. Eat whatever you want if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight eat them too. I m not going to sugarcoat it because you ll eat that too.

If it tastes good spit it out. Diet humor diet jokes diet puns diet quotes diet laughs diet limericks obesity humour weight loss humor funny diet riddles diet ditties and so on compiled by daniel l. Life is too short for self hatred and celery sticks marilyn wann. I m pretty sure i m allergic to the diet.

I hope these funny dieting quotes help you to stay strong and laugh a little as you try to lose weight. Daniel worona s laugh it off diet. Diet is not a piece of cake. I have tried a diet many times but continue to fail every time i should eat.